101 Things That Happened in 2025, Ranked on the Pitchfork Scale


Featuring AI slop, streamer nonsense, lumpenproletariat, the 6 7 kid, a miniature horse, space travel, lyric-selecting slime mold, niche beefs, kiss cams, accidental eugenics, and more
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For the second consecutive year, here is Pitchfork’s staff list of 101 bad, troubling, goofy, heartwarming, terrific moments in and around music culture.

Check out all of Pitchfork’s 2025 wrap-up coverage here.


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ICE recruitment ads take over streaming services


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Trump elected chair of Kennedy Center


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ICE uses Sabrina Carpenter song in recruitment video


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Chris Martin reveals he bought one of Adam Duritz’s dreadlocks


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Daniel Ek invests €600m in AI defense startup company


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Eric Adams not a Kehlani fan


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AI “artists” getting “signed” for record deals


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“We Are Charlie Kirk” AI song


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Warner Music partners with music AI platform Suno


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YoungBoy pardoned by Donald Trump, pays respects by naming album Make America Slime Again, rapping in front of “All Hail Trump” graffiti


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VTuber Ironmouse performs at the Streamer Awards, in partnership with Warframe and MarcoMeatball


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Drake rebrands as streamer, lets Adin Ross call him “Aubs”


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Tekashi 6ix9ine rebrands as a streamer, also hangs with Adin Ross


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Jojo Siwa covers “Bette Davis Eyes”


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Nicki Minaj’s entire digital footprint


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Fyre Fest scammer Billy McFarland’s new festival, PHNX, has begrudgingly good name


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“I like being squirted in the face by music because it makes me feel alive”

–Carlos Santana


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Justin Bieber thanks Druski for saying he has “a Black soul”


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Lizzo quotes Lois Griffin in Substack debut about cancel culture


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Shortest-ever song to hit the Billboard Hot 100 is 34-second song from the Minecraft movie


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Mark Zuckerberg impersonates Benson Boone


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PlaqueBoyMax nominated for a Grammy


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Nick Cave’s AI music video for “Tupelo”


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Katy Perry launches into space


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Katy Perry hard launches with Justin Trudeau


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Will Smith comeback tour a tough hang


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“I’m lumpenproletariat”

–Pharrell


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Guy who organized “Watch me eat cheese balls in Union Square” and “Timothee Lookalike contest” gimmicks orchestrates convoluted scheme to hijack Billboard charts, fails


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Italian brainrot anthems infest Spotify Viral 50 charts


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Rihanna’s Smurfs song


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Autechre live show sensory overload

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SoundCloud rapper Comethazine rebrands as the jazz musician Frank Kole


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Bon Iver’s Sable, Fable brand collabs


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The Spirit Tunnel


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“I got the whole block looking like you”

–Taylor Swift


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“Ethel Cain hated my Instagram post”

–Lana Del Rey


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Seventeen X Sacai Labubu wearing Carhartt WIP sells for $31,250 on Pharrell’s Joopiter


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Rod Stewart pays tribute to Ozzy Osbourne with AI Ozzy Osbourne taking selfies in heaven


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Grimes DJs biohacker Bryan Johnson’s mushroom trip


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NLE Choppa rebrands as Christian rapper NLE The Great, does roundtable talk with Jonathan Majors and Kirk Franklin


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“Let’s go for it!”

–Lorde, on the incest storyline in The White Lotus


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The phrase “reheating nachos” is born


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FattMack beefs with Fattmacc over who gets to call themselves FattMack-macc


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Jack White and Eminem play Detroit Lions Halftime show on Thanksgiving


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Andrew Yang’s “touch grass” parties


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More variants of The Life of a Showgirl than COVID


Neil Young sued by Chrome Hearts fashion brand


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Gelo Ball


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Jack White hard launches new cellular telephone


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Coldplay kiss cam imbroglio


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A$AP Rocky rolls out RayBan campaign at his own firearm trial


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The Dare attempts to crowdsurf, no one catches him


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The Slick Rick song about how hard it is to be a landlord


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Cameron Winter covers “Dancing in the Dark” for Xbox


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PinkPanthress’ lock screen is photo of her and Nathan Fielder


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Is Timothée Chalamet EsDeeKid?


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Pain rapper Toosii commits to Syracuse’s college football team at 25 years old


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Robert Pattinson romance scene in Mickey 17 soundtracked by Elliott Smith’s “Twilight”


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Gamblers lose money on Oasis onstage break-up bets


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Stereogum publishes the Zohran Mamdani emails

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Teaching LAZER DIM 700 the London Way


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Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails switch drummers


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The New Yorker explains how music criticism lost its edge


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Demi Lovato goes as Poot Lovato for Halloween


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Haim’s paparazzi-inspired single covers

Haims “Tie You Down” single art
Haim, photo by Terrence O’Connor

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Bob Dylan narrates mgk album trailer


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What if Adrienne Lenker was drill?


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The “6 7 kid” meets Skrilla at the Hyperpop Daily basketball tournament


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Garbage selector


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Model/Actriz’s Cole Haden writes on Miley Cyrus album


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underscores puts headphones on her hair

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Two million attend Lady Gaga show in Brazil


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Chappell Roan brings out Heart’s Nancy Wilson to perform “Barracuda”


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Julie Doiron finds new audience


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Swamp Izzo finds new audience


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Charli XCX collaborates with John Cale


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Monaleo and Stunna4Vegas’ livestream wedding, with performances by Bun B and BunnaB


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Harry Styles runs sub-3 Berlin Marathon


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“It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business”

–Justin Bieber


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Teen wants to start noise band


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Lyra Pramuk’s lyric-selecting slime mold


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UK government bans ticket resale for profit


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“Get me to God’s country”

—Morgan Wallen


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Dan Deacon sings National Anthem at Orioles game


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Perfidia Beverly Hills quotes Junglepussy in One Battle After Another


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“And who’s Madeline?”

–Lily Allen


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Martin Newell from Cleaners From Venus hangs out with The Rock


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Mood Machine by Liz Pelly


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Oklou performs on ice skating rink


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Miniature horse wakes children up from anesthesia with keyboard solo


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Kendrick’s Super Bowl smile


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Max B is free


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Wednesday’s Karly Hartzman rebrands as essayist


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Los Thuthanaka


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Cindy Lee goes back on tour


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Deerhoof, Xiu Xiu, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Hotline TNT, Massive Attack, and Sylvan Esso remove their music from Spotify


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Paul Thomas Anderson and Benny Safdie film Cameron Winter show at Carnegie Hall


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Bad Bunny’s historic Puerto Rico residency


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Liberation Weekend promotes trans rights in the face of increasingly bigoted government


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The Rehearsal’s use of “Bring Me to Life” by Evanescence


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No Music for Genocide